Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Somebody, someplace is taking a day off.
Your excuse for today is it's

City-Wide
Smile Power
Day
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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When I was a child I spake as a child.
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Greet me again!

Insult Me!   Praise Me!   Inspire Me!

Make Me Laugh!   Make a Holiday!

Biblicate Me!

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